Ditzy Older Sister: (exasperated) I don’t know where anything is in this
purse!
The Mean One: Well, I’m not an expert on navigating purses,
so I don’t know what to tell you.
The Mean One: You might want to ask Whiney Lil Sister,
though.
Whiney Lil Sister (who happens to be male): I knew that was
coming.
Ditzy Older Sister: I have a Gardenburger for lunch.
Whiney Lil Sister: What kind?
Ditzy Older Sister: Portabella Mushroom.
Red Headed Step Child: Those are really good.
The Cynic: Those are patties of lies!
The Cynic: There is no way you will ever convince me that
the cap of a fungus tastes better than a dead animal.
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