Listomania

- I made banana bread tonight.
- I knocked a jar of molasses off my pantry shelf today and it shattered everywhere.
- Molasses and glass are sticky wickets.
- I intended to spend approximately $80 USD at the grocery today.
- I spent approximately $140 USD at the grocery today.
- Which might be ok, because Cam ate nearly that much in samples throughout the store.
- I am very happy right now.
- Tired as shit, but happy.
- I have the greatest cheapass couch in the world!
- When you're happy, there's not a lot to bitch about.
- Pink sparkle wine.
- Cam has doctor appointment tomorrow to up his focus-medicine dosage.
- The lowest dose of Concerta seemed to be awesome for a while, but now...not so much.
- Hey, so if you are interested in modeling for a project that promotes openness and freeness, please contact me.  The photographer is well-respected, easy-going, and very professional.  Also awesome.
- I'd like to have a cocktail party, and serve sangria in a punch bowl, with lots of awesome fruit slices in it.
- And I'd be so charming and social and everyone would have a fabulous time.
- I'd play all the music I love and my guests would be all "wow, this sound is fantastic!" 
- This will likely never happen, but the appetizers I'd serve would be out of this world.
- Would you come to my party?