Do you follow me on Twitter?

If the answer is no, why the hell not? I say some amazing things. Such as:

I don't like when people walk in parking lots w/out shoes. Not sure if it's an indication of this area's hippiness...or white-trashiness...

I love this. You should listen. @jfplumb ♫ http://blip.fm/~x7z3e

I'm sort of afraid to take my garbage out now. #raccoonaphobia

"The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it."

I have done laundry and stuffed myself silly with junk food. Also met a neighbor who doesn't smile. Happy Friday Night.

Laundry. What cool girls do on Friday night.

Just took the trash out to the dumpster and saw a big ole giant RACCOON! I was scared.

Laundry night. Four bras hanging from the dining room light fixture. Wild n craziness.

Tired and a bit bored. Is bored just a part of being tired?

BLT Pasta Salad? Yes, thank you.

Also, tonight's agenda: table dancing, black market trading, illicit sex, illegal drugs, along with a little reading.

I need to buy fruit.

I got a shower and then right after, my upstairs neighbor got a shower. Wonder if I inspired his cleanliness?

I like this album art: http://amzn.to/99vekT

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