Cute non-smiling neighbor with the cute white dog: socks with sandals looks retarded.
Spanish-speaking neighbors across the hall: your fried food smells kinda nauseating.
Owl City: you just sound too much like Death Cab for Cutie. Get your own sound.
Loveland Walgreens: you have very cute, very charming pharmacists. Keep up the good work.
Melanie's Body: thanks for giving me two separate, unrelated infections at once. Way to knock the energy out of a girl.
Bipolar ex: thanks for keeping me on my toes with confusion.
People of my building: get your clothes out of washer A. Your load is finished.
Broken Bells Radio on Pandora: please include more Broken Bells.
Low 70s weather: come back and stick around for a while.
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