What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Nothing. Because I don't like Kondike Bars. If they were merely cheap ice cream coated with blandish chocolate, I'd be all over that. However, they have an overwhelmingly strange taste to them. I can't think of the word to describe it, though...toffee? Bad caramel? I dunno, just know I don't like it. Now for those ice cream chocolate chip cookie sandwiches...know what I'm talking about?...I'd do lots of stuff. Are you offering up treats for favors? Should we talk privately?
Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Animals taste good. Vegetables taste good. Minerals, I don't eat, but I like the way they look. And feel. Did you know that cleavage describes the way a mineral may split apart along various planes? In thin sections, cleavage is visible as thin parallel lines across a mineral. Heh heh. I love vegetables. I especially love bell peppers. I can't decide which is my favorite among yellow, orange and red. All I know is all three are expensive as hell. My favorite animal is pig. In the form of rib. I've never eaten squirrel or deer or octopus. But I did try eel at the sushi place. Didn't like it. Also, I've had Korean, so who knows what animals I've consumed.
Anything else?
1 comment:
Klondike bars are weird. I don't like any kind of ice cream that's designed to fall apart and into your lap the minute you bite into it. Plus, it tastes like chemicals.
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