Monday, April 5, 2010

Happy Belated Anniversary

...to you, my blog. Sorry. It came and went without even being noticed. No recognition. Your owner sucks! So, yes, that's six years of babbling. That's a lot of words. And really, that's a long time. Six years ago, I was the clueless parent of a nine month old, relatively easy baby. I was longing for someone to talk to, so I decided to talk to the world. Hahaha. Ok, my only readers were a few family members and the chicas on my baby message board, but still.

Today, I'm the clueless mother of a nearly 7 year old, a 4.5 year old, and a nearly 3 year old. And an 11 year old dog. Wow. Also, I'm a completely different person! Crazy what six years will do.

In six years:

2004
-my dad got sick.
-my dad got a bone marrow stem cell xplant.
-my dad died.
-tried for 10 months to conceive a baby.

2005
-my sister moved across the country.
-delivered a beautiful baby boy, finally, who turned out to be the biggest challenge ever.

2006
-my sister moved back home.
-hey, hey! postpartum depression! yeeee!
-had longest year of my life.
-surprise, you're pregnant!
-wandered around in a disbelieving daze for two full months.
-met my awesome message board girls in Chicago!

2007
-got a MINIVAN.
-had a beautiful baby girl, who was neither easy nor difficult.
-sold a house/moved to a newish house 2 weeks after having a c-section.
-got bitten by my own dog. Learned Hanker was really sick. Hank died.
-hey, hey! postpartum depression! yeeee!
-got on the happy pills.

2008
-loved new house/neighborhood.
-became an aunt to my beautiful niece, Rowan.
-got a work-from-home, part-time, contract gig with google. Loved it. Felt good about self. Husband hated it. Of course.

2009
-kids got a little more independent, found a little more time for myself, found things to make me smile. Husband hated them. Of course.
-had slight female skin cell scare and fun biopsy.
-on doctor's recommendation, I started to (reluctantly) wean from happy pills.
-finally got my tonsils checked out. They are abnormally laaarrrrrgggge...size 4 on a 1 - 5 scale. ENT recommended yanking them, which is kind of a big deal for an old lady. Scheduled surgery.
-husband decided to hit the road. I am an awful wife and we are not a fit.
-went a little crazy for about 3 weeks.
-had to cancel tonsillectomy, since husband went splitsville.
-got back on happy pills.
-tried in vain to win husband's affection. Totally bought into the belief that I was crap and everything about me needed to change or the world would implode.
-started seeing a therapist.
-slowly figured out that I'm an ok gal and began to accept my new role as an unmarried mother of three.

2010
-lost a buncha weight.
-learned that I have amazingly supportive family and friends who, for some reason, think I am da bomb.
-decided that being dumped was the best thing that has ever happened to me. Filed for divorce.
-met new friends, enjoyed myself, looked for a job, drank a lot of wine...

And that brings us to today! So, yeah, a lot's changed since I started this here weblog. I'm excited about my future. Ready to move along. Wonder what next year's update will look like?

5 comments:

LC said...

You're the shit. And I'm glad I know you. :)

Genevieve said...

That's a lot of stuff that happened in 6 years! Love you, Mel! So glad you're doing well and getting happier every day!

Amy said...

You got to meet your beautiful niece in 2008, too. Jeesh. ;-)

Melzer said...

Oh shit! I fixed it, I fixed it!

Robin said...

I think your future looks fantastic!! You rock.