Wednesday, July 21, 2010

You have questions, I have have answers. (rated PG13)

If you were a Popsicle, what flavor would you be and why?

I would for sure be an orange popsicle. Orange is the best color and indeed the best flavor. I'd be orange-flavored because I'd be the tastiest. And the tastiest wins. Plus, I'm rather sex-starved and popsicles are quite phallic and, well, indulging in an orange phallic tasty treat would be most satisfying to me. And because everyone should think like me, everyone would enjoy such a thing as much as I would, so in turn I'd be quite enjoyable. Full circle. See?

Or, I could be a homemade Riesling-flavored pop and would be very yummy as well. Guess I couldn't lose.

I like ur photos:)

Not really a question, but thank you all the same. I'd like my photos too, if I knew what the hell I was doing. I actually have in my possession a rather good camera, but I need rather good FILM to put into it. And taking pics with a film camera kind of terrifies me...you only get so many chances, you know? Anyone have any photo tips? Anyone want to teach me how to shoot?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Truly a fantastic question, and one I don't have a true answer to. In general, I see myself as secure. Or rather, more secure than I am now. Probably not a homeowner. And that's ok with me. I've done that most of my adult life. I see myself being a lot more confident that I am at present. I see myself having experienced the things I wish to experience now. Not as afraid, not as lost, not as helpless. I'm just now starting the journey to such a life. I don't have visions of how it'll turn out. I want the people who are important to me now to remain in my life. And those who I want to develop friendships with now to have grown and taken the shape that they will. I want to be smarter than I am now, but I'm not sure we ever grow smarter....only mature-er. And more experienced.

Most of all, I want to be less pessimistic. Less jaded. Less hopeless.

What is your favorite type of albino animal?

This is potentially the most bizarre, yet most interesting, question I've received, since I've never considered such a thought. It has required research...and learning... I'd like to say that I favor the white lion, because I just love that 80's hair band of the same name, and their hit single "Wait," due to their deep, troubled lyrics, such as: "Wait, and show your lovin like it was before. Cause I won't let that feelin walk out through the door," but I just can't. Damn.

Also, I'd like to select the albino penguin, since white tuxedos are so fun and classy. But that would just be a lie.

It's going to have to be a tie. First, I like the albino kookaburra. I just think the white coloring suits the kookaburra. And I like birds. From afar. Overhead, and especially in an enclosed area - they terrify me. But that's not the point of this discussion. Also, I seem to dig albino fish. But that's probably because I like fish in general.

So, maybe I just like what I like, regardless of color. Because I'm so liberated.

What do you like best about yourself?

This is a crappy query, and I have to question the motives of anyone who would ask such a thing. Regardless of what I choose, the answer will sound conceited and make me seem like a self-important personal blogger with narcissistic tendencies. Well, despite that - and maybe because of that - I'll answer truthfully.

Physically, the aspect of me that I like best is...my butt. Truth. But in clothes. Naked, not so much.

Personality-wise, I'd go for my tendency to see the best in people. Not that that's always a positive thing, or the best thing for me. I do struggle with this, and how this trait affects me and makes me vulnerable to disappointment, but I still like this aspect of myself. ???????

List your favorite snack foods.

CheezIts. Croutons. Plain potato chips. And fruit. It's true, I like to snack on fruit. Cause it's sweet and yum. Also, crunchy raw veggies. Apparently I'm a boring dork.

Asksomemorequesitons!

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