As standard as women's pants sizes

I would like to bitch a bit.

I need some more foundation. I wanted to try another Clinique product, since my friend Jackie recommends Clinique with a passion. The Acne Solutions did not impress me. So, off I go to the interwebs to find another formula...one with better coverage. However. The shade that is perfect for my skin in the Acne Solutions line? Does not exist in any of the other lines. This means I'm going to have to go into the department store to get matched. Again. Frack. I do have a gift card to use, but I don't want to go to the stinking mall.

Also, I am going to give Clinique's clarifying lotion a shot. The super duper oily skin formula is supposed to sweep away the oil and pave the way to clearer skin.

Why can't shit be easier? Why can't I be in a better mood? It's a good thing I've been alone all day. Growl.