Meme Monday

I'm really tired today, so this is the result. Also, I'm in a weird mood!

1. Ever punch someone in the face? No. Not yet. ;)
2. How old are you? 21.
3. Are you single or taken? Single.
4. Do you eat with your hands or utensils? Sometimes I eat with my hands, but generally I use ratchets and pliers. 
5. Do you dream at night? Yes, most every night. However, my dreams are usually vague and not very detailed.  Every once in a while a good one slips in though.  (that's what she said)
6. Ever seen a corpse? Yes.
7. Have you ever wished someone dead? Never.
8. Do you like Bush, the president? No.
9. What’s your philosophy on life? And on death? 

The philosophy on life I most closely follow, or jive with best, is humanism.  Humanism is a democratic and ethical life stance, which affirms that human beings have the right and responsibility to give meaning and shape to their own lives. It stands for the building of a more humanetheistic, and it does not accept society through an ethic based on human and other natural values in the spirit of reason and free inquiry through human capabilities. It is not theistic, and it does not accept supernatural views of reality. (via wikipedia)

My philosophy on death?  It's going to happen. No reason to fear it. And when you die? I think you die. 

10. If you could do anything, but no one gets to know about it, what would it be? I'd punch Sarah Palin in the face.

11. Do you trust the police? (the cops, not the band) My neighborhood is riddled with cops. The cop who lives at the bottom of my street speeds like no one's business. That's all I know.
12. Do you like country music? No, not especially.  

13. What is your fondest memory? Definitely this:  sitting in my parents' backyard, eating watermelon with my dad, and spitting the seeds over the little hill.
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? Yes. Or no. I don't know. There's lots I'd like to improve.  I'd give myself a bigger capacity for patience.  I'd make my serotonin and norepinephrine levels naturally normal. I'd rid myself of TMJ. Also, I'd make myself better at math and science.  And I'd get a facelift, boob job, tummy tuck, and make myself taller.  No, I kid.  I don't think I'd actually change anything physically.  I don't know why, though. There's enough physically I dislike. 

15. Would you date a celebrity? Sure?

16. What do you wear to sleep? usually, shorts and a tshirt

17. Have you ever peed in a pool? While you were still in it? Every single time I hit the water.
18. Would you hide evidence for your best friend if she/he asked you to? No. I am bad at lying and I have a guilty conscious. And the obsessive need to "do the right thing."
19. If I only had one day to live, what would you do? Sex

20. What is your favorite thing about yourself? I adapt fairly well to change? And also I have nice wrists.
21. Paper or plastic?  um, I prefer glass and ceramic.

22. What’s your favorite color? Good question! I'm not sure.  It used to be gray/grey, and I still love that color.  But I may be moving more toward orange.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? I'm sure if you know me at all, you know this answer.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you. I don't like pie.