Listen. Being a female kind of sucks. We pretty much get the shit. I have a friend whose uterus is a supreme bitch and won't quit expelling blood. Like ever. Said friend had to have several biopsies from her uterus yesterday. I have another friend who has a similar bleed until you are sucked practically dry problem. I truly cannot imagine. I've mentioned it before, but I'm pretty much a medical wimp. I don't have abnormal uterus issues. I'm pretty textbook (other than in times of dire, life-changing stress, but that's to be expected). Even my "symptoms of menses" (I love saying that) are mild, comparatively. But still, even my, um, experience is a pain in the ass. In the uterus. Whatever. I hate cramps. I hate bloating. I hate bleeding. I hate tampons. I hate CSI moments. I hate irritable bitchiness. And most of all? I hate publicly complaining about the processes of my innards.
P.S. have you ever seen a boy who is nearly seven have a screaming, stomping temper tantrum? It's disturbing, yet hilarious.
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