Monday, May 24, 2010

Whining Time

I have a cold. I can't breathe through my nose. I have yicky drainage. I am the biggest baby when I'm sick. My head is full of junk. My lips are chapped. I'm thirsty. In an unrelated note, my lower back hurts. But might as well blame it on the cold. Anything else? Yeah, the dark circles around my eyes are darker than normal. I need to trim my fingernails. I used hippie soap to wash my face tonight. It's supposed to be awesome. I couldn't smell it. Because I can't breathe. I keep getting beyond tired and then alert. The air in here feels dry. I need a freaking hug. Also, I'd like someone to tell me a story. Take care of me. I'm a sickie and I'm a baby. Wah.

4 comments:

Jenny said...

i'm a baby when i'm sick too. kent calls me playdough face because my face morphs. (random info) today i sat on the patio and had my coffee and froze my ass off. i wake early for yoga and ended up sitting outside by 7:45am. fucking cold. i'm trying to get myself to sit places other than my couch/desk. i think i need new stimuli.

i had the stomach flu recently, and had to go to er because i became super dehydrated. the nurse told me to pee in a cup. are you fucking kidding me? i humored her, went to the bathroom, and produced a nice cup of AIR for her. i seriously barfed for six hours straight. my dry heaves had dry heaves. i had NOTHING to give. i got a bitchen iv, some awesome zofran and some super cool pain meds. i lived.

the end.

i hope you feel better by morning, lovey.

Adrian said...

Can't top that! Get better soon Mel.

Cathy said...

You should have woken me up...I would have taken care of you! I am sorry I didn't realize you were feeling worse yesterday than Sunday!

Melzer said...

Holy moly, JennyD...it's just a cold! I need to suck it up, right!