Embarrassing Things That Have Happened To Me, Part 1

One time, in middle school, I had a huuuuuuuge crush on this guy named Ryan.  His last name may or may not have been Fardo.  FARDO.  Anyway, so I'd get all goofy and googly-eyed and giggly around him.  He was I think a year (wait, or two?) older, but was friends with one of my best friends, Kris.  Anyway, this one time during class, the two of us happened to be in the same deserted hallway at the same time.  We were headed toward one another, so he totally couldn't avoid me.  I totally had to strut my stuff, this was my chance.  So I'm walking along, feeling cool in my 1980s clothing and Sun In'd hair, when I just fell down.  I tripped over nothing.  Air, maybe.  I just collapsed to the ground.  He said, "Walk much?"  Nice.