Crap!

I am trying to go to sleep, because I am beyond exhausted and my eyes are heavy, but my freaking mind is racing.  Stoopid head.  I want lotsa stuff.  And I mean stuff.  Material objects.  Want to know them?

Aside from the obvious post-job-getting things, such as an apartment, basic stuff to replace the stuff I won't get to take from the house objects....

* I want more than two pair/pairs (pair or pairs? This always gets me, dammit. I should one day look it up. Until then, I'll just include both versions and you can choose the one you want to believe) of warm-weather bottoms.  I have two pair/pairs of capris - one in tan, one in brown.  Dat's it.  Well, also I have a casual tan skirt from back in the day that magically fits again.  Though I'm not much of a casual skirt person.  None of the shit from last year fits, and that's fabulous and all, but it leaves me pretty short-clothed.  And I gots other stuff to spend $$ on right now, so I'll just have to whine and bitch about my lack of bottoms for now.  Pretty soon, though, there'll come a time when actual shorts will become essential for my overheated body.  I look awful in shorts, but if I'm to spend any amount of time outdoors, I'll need a pair or I'll die of heatstroke. In addition, I'd like jeans that fit.  I need to go down a size, but that'll just have to wait until the Fall.  Until then, I'll hike 'em up.  And endure the fallen crotch look.

* I want shoes.  SHOES!  Cute shoes I can wear with jeans. Cute heels to wear with business suits.  Sandals. Flip flops. Running shoes. Chucks.  Yes. You name it, I want it.  I am in a shoe mood.

* I want more makeup. Yes, I've become one of those chicks. I want more eye colors, basically. I'd be happy with that.

* I want a Mazda 3.  A cute little silver one.

* I want copious amounts of lotion. And body wash. And the anti-frizz shampoo/conditioner that I sampled yesterday and loved.

* I want a new battery for my laptop.

* I want cute bedding.  (to go on my non-existent bed! lolers)

* I want to join a wine-of-the-week club.

* I want like 10 more Victoria's Secret bras.  Some with convertible straps.  But none strapless, cause these girls need the added support.  That's ok, because these shoulders look like crap in strapless dresses anyway.

* I want lots of books.  And a great bookshelf.  And the motivation to get reading again.  The fact that I call reading one of my favorite pastimes is sad.  I seriously haven't had the umph to read with gusto in like a year or more.  Plus getting lost in a book is perfect when you need to tune out life.
 
* I want gift cards to all my favorite restaurants so I can eat/drink with abandon. And without guilt.

* I want to be able to get my stupid van repaired.  Expensive exhaust problem that is gobbling up my fuel has been put on hold far too long.  But what can I do?

* More than most anything, I want a nice camera.  My camera is old and big and clunky and crappy and just dumb.

* I want a fancy-schmancy coffee maker.  (what do you mean, spell-check..."schmancy" is not a word???)

* I want fancy-schmancy wine glasses like Cathy & Joe have.  I'm not certain, but I think my two wine glasses came from Kroger.  Possibly Target.

* I want more jewelry.  Necklaces, bracelets, maybe a ring or two.  Not big into earrings, since most seem to irritate me.  Bold colors, please.  Maybe a little chunky. Except the rings have to be small and thin.  No unnecessary attention to the man hands, please.

Yeah, that's about it for now. Maybe I can close my eyes since I've gotten all that off my chest. ;)