Friday, May 9, 2014

Act 1 Scene 1

Spinning Psycho of Fun:  Some asshole put the toilet paper on backwards!

***Cue audience laughter***

Spinning Psycho of Fun: Do you like it under or over?

Red Headed Step Child:  Over.

Spinning Psycho of Fun: Good, you're a human being.

Red Headed Step ChildFuck you!  Don't call me a human being.

The Peacekeeper: I just want it on the little spinner.

Spinning Psycho of Fun: There's some people, man, that shed more pubic ass hair than most people have on their head.

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