*only one side of the convo is shown, to protect the poor recipient.
**real body part names have been omitted to make this "family friendly."
***the food was really good, at least.
I'm eating chips and salsa
It's sooo hawt
This chimichanga is so good it's criminal
Juicy and so warm
Getting sooo full
I feel like rubbing the guacamole on my (baby feeding devices)
This shredded chicken is putting me over the top
The pico de gallo is titillating!
Oh god, I'm going to pass out now.
Beached whale on couch.