Pile of shit

Today sucks because I am feeling icky. My head is holding a crapload of snot, so it feels like it weighs at least 57 pounds. My neck is sore and stiff and I don't know if it's due to the stress of supporting my 57-pound head, from a sudden case of spinal stenosis, a heart attack, or meningitis. Or if I just slept on it wrong.

In addition, my phone battery is dead, which is likely related to the meningitis, and my only charger is one of those plug-in-the-volty-thing-in-the-car chargers.

The kids are tired and cranky, despite having slept the same 12-hour duration as I did last night, so they are being forced to nap...which is apparently the equivalent to water boarding.

My internet connection is dreadfully slow today, perhaps due to the 1,800 simultaneous games of Words With Friends going on via Facebook, in which each of them I am losing.

I think a long, hot bath is in order for me. Also, I need to fill up my van later, so maybe the gas fumes will clear my head a bit. And, we're off to visit my sister in a bit, so family time may take our minds off of all that ails us.

See, I'm solutionary.

There's always a silver lining in a pile of shit.