So I'm sitting on my balcony, enjoying the lovely evening air - earbuds in, listening to some lovely tunes - when I hear a very loud voice. A guy is walking on the sidewalk below, talking on his cell phone: "I just got finished playing basketball...no! no! hey, listen: Hey ladies! Everyone hear me? All you beautiful girls! I'm talking to my girlfriend! My girlfriend of 10 years! My fiance, who I have three kids with. Are you happy now? Are you happy? All these ladies know. Oh no...oh no...don't hang up on me now! Don't hang up, oh no! See, what's fucked up is whenever you start drinking anything, you're all...." and then he descended out of earshot. Somebody's jealous. Of an asshole.
Oh wait, he's back! "Where the fuck am I going? I'm lost dude! I'm in the back parking lot. I'm lost. Turn left? Go back to the main street? The back street? Yeah!" And he disappears.
Color.
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