I'll buy the bedding if you buy the bed

So, here's the thing about quilts. They can be laundered in a normal washing machine. Whenever you want. And they are not too hot in the Summer. I mean, I love the look of comforters, but they are big and bulky. And I don't want to have to go to the laundromat every two weeks. Which means it would get washed way less often than I'd like. And that would make me unhappy. Sure, with a quilt, you might get a little chilly on a Winter night...but you can always add a blanket. Or hire some hottie from off the street to snuggle next to you and allow you put your ice cold feet on his leg. Or, you could just do the blanket thing. What it's all about is this: I hate emails from Kohl's advertising 50% off bedding. You know I'm going to browse through each item, choosing my new dream bedding set. Because I currently don't have a true set. But then, why bother at all? I don't even have a bed.