Friday, April 9, 2010

Meme! Cause I like that word, meme.

1. What do you add to your coffee? Nada. Straight up and strong, babes.
2. What are you reading now? The book I am currently reading, and have been in the process of reading for nearly 85 months is "Fool" by Christopher Moore.  I just have not been in reading mode in for, like, ever.
3. Do you own a gun? Noop.
4. Are you registered to vote? Yep, I am a registered Democrat.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? not generally, because I like all of my docs.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I think they are horrible and gross.  However, I will eat them on occasion and at times, that is satisfying.  With ketchup.  Not mustard. 
7. Favorite Christmas Song? Ex's Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire?  What?  No, of course I'm only kidding. I'm not sure I have a fav. I do admit to enjoying holiday tunes. 
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 1/2 cup of water, to wash down the happymakers. Then copious amounts of the straight up and strong, plz.
9. Can you do push ups? Of course, how wussy do you think I am?
10. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Hm. Well, I had a huge crush on Ryan K. in the first grade, cause he had the coolest red cowboy boots.  But, that was just a crush.  Maybe Paul S. in the fifth grade?
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelery? ummmm, should I have a fav? Maybe my multi-colored beady necklacy dealy. 
12. Favorite hobby? ummmmm, should I have a fav? UFC.  lol.  I dunno.  I don't have many hobbies.  Blogging.  How's that?
13. Do you work with people who idolize you? Most def. 
14. Do you have ADD? Have you read my blog?
15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? One? One???  Laziness.
16. What’s your Middle name? Ruth
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. Should I have another tea? My back itches.  My leg is asleep.
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday. Wine, spinach & artichoke dip/chips, dat's it.
19. Name 3 beverages you regularly drink. Coffee, Water, Wine
20. Current worry right now? Gosh, how long do you have?  I'll choose one: how my job interview will go tomorrow.
21. What side do you dress to? not sure I quite understand this question, but left to right, I think.
22. Favorite place to be? comfy chair, warm laptop, yummy drink.  Also your arms.
23. How did you bring in the New Year? I think I was driving home at midnight.  I had gone to my sister's neighbor's house.  I am WILD. 
24. Where would you like to go? OMG, anywhere. I want to gooooo!  Travel. Explore. Let's hit it!
25. Name three people who will complete this. Melanie, Melzer, Mel
26. Whose answers do you want to read the most? Mel's. Oh wait - no, Melanie's. Fuck it, Melzer's.
27. What color shirt are you wearing? a sad shade of blue
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I would imagine no.
29. Can you whistle? not. at. all.
30. Favorite colors(s)? gray/grey. brown/broun.
31. Could you be a pirate? this is a dumb fuckin' question.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? many, many, many. whatever's floating around in my head at the moment.
33. Favorite girls name? Melanie. (stoopid question)
34. Favorite boy’s name? Brian. (stoopid question)
35. What’s in your pocket right now? LOVE
36. Last thing that made you laugh? when my dog ran away as I was trying to reach and squash giant poisonous spider on ceiling. He's a pussy.
37. Best bed sheets as a child? Strawberry Shortcake, hands down.
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? c-section incision.  GAWD.  The humanity! (i'm not kidding)
39. Do you love where you live? Noop.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? Two. And I rarely watch either.
41. Who is your loudest friend? SHAWN FRY!
42. How many dogs do you have? One
43. Does anyone have a crush on you? Puleeze.  Of course. (right?)
44. What are the most fun things you ever did? threw bras in trees at ChiChi's with my sister. 
45. What are your favorite books? oh lawdy.  Satires. Comedies. Vonnegutishness.  I love fiction.
46. What is your favorite candy? Um. Wow. I enjoy dark chocolate peanut M&Ms.  Also, Reese's Miniatures.  And red Sweedish Fish, but the larger ones...not the small ones. 
47. Favorite Team? The Gays.
48. What songs do you want played at your funeral? I don't want no funeral.  You can have a party, and play whatever makes people happy.  So, obviously, Dixie Chicks.
49. What were you doing at 12 AM? Well, it's almost 12 AM, so I'll predict (crazy!) - making another tea.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I'm alive!

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