I am not an ugly cow!

I took some photos of myself so I could see my eye makeup though "someone else's" eyes.  I've been looking at them, cursing myself for all the squinting and frowning I've done over the years.  I need freakin' Botox!

Then, I remembered some advice a friend gave me...that it's helpful to list five things I like about myself every day.  Honestly, if I did that, I'd run out of things to list after a week.  But today, I'm going to list five physical/external aspects I like about me.  Hopefully, that'll help even out the disdain I feel for those other less-attractive aspects.

Five Things That Make Me Attractive
(how effing cocky does that sound??)

1.  I have good eyebrows.  Thanks, Mom.  Well, actually, thanks to Dad, too.  And, really, thanks to Renee for waxing them regularly!  And thanks to my wonderful tweezers.  And my tolerance for pain.  Seriously, though, they have a nice arch, and although I wish they weren't so "abundant," I can easily deal with the excess hair removal to make them look good.


2.  My teeth are straight.  Not exactly white, but straight.  Naturally so.  Can't thank Mom or Dad for that - just a fluke of nature.

3.  My boobs look good in a well-supporting bra.  That's all I'm going to say about that.

4.  My calves aren't fat.

5.  My hip-butt area is okay.  The hips are a little on the boyish side, which surprises the crap out of me.  I'm okay with that!  My butt looks pretty darn good in pants.

That was kind of painful, and I feel very narcissistic now.