God has a bob hairstyle

Luke:  Where's God?
Mel:  Well, some people believe he's all around us.  Or in Heaven.
Luke:  But I don't know where he is.  He's big.  He has long hair.  Like yours.  But not like Claire's.  Her's is too long.  He made us.  Jesus is the king of the world. 

Ahh, the joys of Christian preschool...