Absorb this.

Happy Easter and all that. I have to tell you this before I forget. I was in the feminine products aisle at Kroger the other day, because I really dig paying 7.49 for a box of tampons. Anyway, I look up, and right there, next to the Tampax is one of those extra hangy things that they stick on shelves....can you guess the product hanging there? Dove chocolates. Assholes! Like having a period and being a hormonal whackjob isn't enough? You have to tempt us with chocolates, too?