So, I have this neighbor. Her kids get on the bus in the morning with Cam. In the Summer, she wants to "walk for fitness" after the bus comes. But she walks super-slowly. And she's dumb. Dumb. And annoying. And closed-minded. And is such a complainer. One of those people who make you feel worn down after a conversation. The negative force surrounds her. Anyway, just now at the bus stop (to avoid extra conversation, and because it was really true) I told her that I had to go to the bathroom really badly. That I didn't have time before we left for the bus. And that my colon was one day going to fall out because I don't go right when I have to.
Think that will make her think less of me? I hope so.
4 comments:
I have a neighbor that is crazy and shares way TMI. It definitely makes me want to stay away from her! I bet if you keep sharing little facts about your bathroom habits, she will be leaving you alone in no time.
"Dump"...hee hee!
I don't think it'll work. From what I can tell women are seldom grossed out by stuff like poop. Just act like you're pissed at Tony for staring at her. She'll understand your hatred and feel flattered at the same time. Alternatively, you could have the boys start ricocheting balls off her windows. Or, you could tell her ask her for a loan. That always drives a wedge.
Hahah! Love it! :)
Oh, I tagged you over on my blog. You're it. :D
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